Facing growing public backlash about his vaccine rollout, Governor Walz decides to use the most advanced, capable team he knows in Minnesota to rapidly distribute the remaining COVID vaccines. In a press conference this morning, Walz announced he will be using the DFL’s ballot harvesting team to get vaccines to Minnesotans who desperately need them.
“I take full responsibility for the slow dissemination of vaccines thus far” stated Walz. “So, under my amazing leadership, I formed an exploratory committee to determine the best method of getting an important product to a location on a specific date, regardless of ethics or law. The committee found that our own DFL ballot harvesting team was the top candidate – beating out local pot dealers who were a distant second.”
For those looking to get their fair share of the vaccines, you can visit the Governor’s vaccine rollout website here.