by Governor Walz mysteriously cancelled his State of State campaign event this Sunday, leaving his local media admirers wondering about his whereabouts. Fearing mounting pressure to give up his emergency powers, Walz told media that he became infected with the South African strain of COVID-20.
Walz is found – Minnesota Loonatic received a tip from a Florida snowbird who goes by the alias “George”. He captured an image of Governor Walz sitting alone at a bar in the outskirts of Orlando. Walz was seen playing a couple dart games by himself, while consuming, as George put it, “a large volume of chick drinks”.
According to the Governor’s personal physician, Walz was scheduled to receive his first round of the Moderna vaccine. But the gossip around St Paul is that Walz hates needles, which may have led to his sudden disappearance.
