by Doug Wardlow announced his candidacy this morning in a newly released infomercial produced by the infamous “Save the Dying Puppies” commercial campaign producer, Yolann Von Burick. Doug hit hard at Keith Ellison’s record of lawlessness and accountability, and to add effect, did not smile one time in his 4 1/2 minute diatribe.
Loonatic reporters received a tip this morning that the campaign has started in a weak financial position and the video was meant to be done in a well lit studio. However, chronically recycled campaign manager Billy Grant was unable to pay the electric bill, and Von Burick’s crew was forced to film in the dark.
You may remember Wardlow from his failed 2018 campaign against woman-beater Keith Ellison. Despite attempts to run to the left of Ellison on gun control, Wardlow still lost. Minnesota Loonatic will keep you updated as serious candidates emerge in the race to unseat Ellison.
