November 13, 2024

Governor Walz Names New Florida Yacht “Liberty” Despite Shutting Down Home State

The Governor returned from his family gathering down in Florida Sunday evening where he spent five days sailing the Miami coast in his newest yacht. Perhaps in a move to spite the citizens of the state that he just put in a second lockdown, he christened the ship on Friday, revealing the name as “Liberty”.

Walz is a frequent vacationer down in Florida where he owns a couple condos, one private island and a fleet of vintage 80s and 90s yachts. As an early investor with the late Jeffrey Epstein, Walz amassed a sizable fortune while serving in the U.S. Congress. Hungry for more power, Walz moved back to Minnesota when he saw an opportunity to govern “ignorant, nice people amongst the rocks and cows”.

The new yacht is docked at the Boca Raton Yacht Club where Walz hosted his Black Lives Matter Appreciation Awards Ceremony on Saturday night. We’re told newly elected Representative John Thompson of St Paul received the Golden Bling Award for his infamous Hugo speech.

Now that Walz is back in Minnesota, the citizens are ready to be governed some more. Stay tuned for more information on Walz’ plan to slow the spread and flatten the curve for the next 260 days.

14 thoughts on “Governor Walz Names New Florida Yacht “Liberty” Despite Shutting Down Home State

  1. You are all absolute fucking idiots if you think any of this is remotely true. I really hope nobody actually believes this. Fuckin morons.

    1. Let me guess if you voted for this piece of shit. You’re not out here living with the rocks and cows obviously a cidiot

    1. Don’t spoil the fun!!
      Sure hard to figure out how dictator was elected isn’t it?! These people that can’t figure out this is satire (and have zero sense of humor) vote! 🙄🙄😳

  2. I posted this on Twitter to A Tim Walz Lies.
    They went Karen on me, and blocked me.
    Anyone who blocks me is a 🐀😩😩

  3. Interested in how much of this is true. If people post lies or manipulated truths you are worse than the power you are trying to belittle.

  4. Who cares what HE’s doing in his personal life. MINNESOTAN’S LIVES AND LIVELIHOODS ARE HIS “JOB”. WORST GOVERNOR EVER#

  5. Tim Walz is a anti-American hack. Dumber than most and takes orders from CCP. He’s worth millions and why? Paid off! All these losers needs to be exposed and jailed.

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