Corporate America is struggling to adjust their holiday ads so they feature a room full of people from the same household, instead of their standard politically correct multicultural group, in order to comply with Governor Walz’ Executive Order prohibiting social gatherings of people from more than three different households.
According to Walz’ Executive Order 20-96:
Minnesota Loonatic reached out to Target’s Marketing Chief, Tim Anderson, about the company’s last minute adjustments to the Governor’s order. “We, at Target, believe in a multicultural celebration where individuals are safe from prejudice and racism” stated Anderson. “But to comply with the Minnesota Governor’s orders, we must fire the cast for our holiday ads so we do not give our customers the perception that it is okay to have people from more than three different households at one table. Instead, we’ll feature the typical light-skinned Norwegian family that complies with Walz’ edict”.
Other retailers we contacted were adopting similar strategies. Stay tuned to Minnesota Loonatic for the most up-to-date information about how to properly celebrate holidays in your home.