by Infamous bartender, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will be stumping for her pal Governor Tim Walz next week. A fundraising email that Loonatic reporters got a hold of this morning states “Come Meet Your Favorite Socialist, AOC” and says the event will take place at the “St Paul Hotel with a starting cost of $10,000 per plate.”
We reached out to AOC’s chief of staff, Jorge Chavez, who told us that “Congresswoman Cortez is looking forward to coming to Minnesota to help out a fellow comrade. She’ll be dazzling attendees, wearing her custom Loewe suit and Christian Louboutin heels“.
Those who would like to attend, but cannot afford the expensive meal, are out of luck. Attendance is capped at 80 people, and when asked, attendees were not willing to redistribute their tickets for the evening.
