Socially Distanced AG Candidate Wardlow Forgets to Pay Electric Bill
by Doug Wardlow announced his candidacy this morning in a newly released infomercial produced by the infamous “Save the Dying Puppies” commercial campaign producer, Yolann Von …
Month: February 2021
Democrat Bill Would Force Muslim Women to Cover Their Faces
A bill making its way through the Minnesota House would mandate that Muslim Women “age five or older must wear a face covering.” Despite global initiatives …
AOC Fundraiser for Walz Re-election Starts at $10k a Plate
Infamous bartender, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez will be stumping for her pal Governor Tim Walz next week. A fundraising email that Loonatic reporters got a hold …
Walz Uses Ballot Harvesting Team to Expedite Vaccine Rollout
Facing growing public backlash about his vaccine rollout, Governor Walz decides to use the most advanced, capable team he knows in Minnesota to rapidly distribute …
Following National Democrats’ Lead, Minnesota DFL House Votes to Remove John Thompson from Committee Assignments
Minnesota House Democrats, who have a claim to moral superiority over their Republican colleagues, showed good faith today by following the lead of Democrats in …