Walz Happily Accepts First Shipment of Vaccines
by Straight from Beijing to St Paul, the eagerly anticipated Bill Gates vaccine arrived with Governor Walz signing for the package at the Governor’s Mansion late …
Month: December 2020
Pimp Discusses Struggle in Minnesota for His Industry During Governor Walz’ Lockdown
“Pimping ain’t easy” is the old phrase commonly used in the world’s oldest trade. But that phrase has more meaning nowadays according to high profile …
True Progressive: Former Gov Mark Dayton Helps Pay off Student Loan Debt of 32 Year Old
by As Democrats in Washington struggle to put together a socialist plan to eliminate the college debt of some Americans, former Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton launches …
Republicans Puzzled by Mysterious Object on Senate Floor
As Senate Republicans prepare to allow Governor Walz to keep his powers to shutdown the state’s economy and lock people in their homes for another …
As Lockdown Looms, Wild Wolf Pack Moves Into Historic Lake Bde Maka Saka Ska Territory in Minneapolis
This week, there were several reports of a wild wolf pack roaming freely around the lake formerly called “Calhoun”. This led many residents of the …
Meet Happy – Governor Walz’ New Ad Campaign to Ease Tensions over COVID Vaccine
Governor Walz, in conjunction with the Minnesota Department of Health, announced a brand new ad campaign targeted towards citizens who are uneasy about the COVID-19 …
Theft in Minneapolis up 200% in November, Surpassing City’s Revenue Dept in Looting
Crime in Minneapolis is growing exponentially. Carjackings in the city are up a whopping 500% as reported by Fox News. Although that rate is partly …
State Budget Projects Surplus; Republicans and Democrats Happy that Caribbean Legislative Conference Back On
Minnesota Management and Budget released a new economic forecast for the state of Minnesota this morning which now miraculously shows a projected budget surplus. For …