Governor Walz Names New Florida Yacht “Liberty” Despite Shutting Down Home State
by The Governor returned from his family gathering down in Florida Sunday evening where he spent five days sailing the Miami coast in his newest yacht. …
Month: November 2020
Upset At Jazzercise Class Cancellation, Republican Gazelka to Write Strongly Worded Letter to Governor
Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka woke early Friday morning to upsetting news. His Jazzercise class at the YMCA sent out an email stating the …
Walz Goes Traditional – Celebrates Thanksgiving with Native Americans in Fully Open Casino Restaurant
The Governor’s office released Walz’ Thanksgiving day schedule. After a morning jog/walk around the Governor’s Mansion, and 7 burpees (Schedule 8 am – 10:45 am), …
Democrat Leader Winkler to Travel Back Home to Cuba for Thanksgiving to Be with Family
Minnesota House Democrat leader Ryan Winkler will be traveling back home to Cuba Wednesday night to be with family. Winkler who is a public supporter …
Survey: White Claw Top Choice of Male Republican Consultants in Minnesota
At a party last Friday before the Governor’s orders went into effect, Republican strategist Billy Grant had a party with fellow Minnesota GOP consultants. Attendees …
Fischbach Says Peterson Not Helping Her with Transitioning
Newly elected congressperson, Michelle Fischbach (she/her), accused long serving Congressman Collin Peterson of not helping her with her transition. Fischbach took out Peterson in November’s …
Governor Noem’s Newest Order Bans Wearing Masks in Cars When Alone
South Dakota’s Governor, Kristi Noem, has made a name for herself in the COVID days as one of the most pro-freedom governors in the country. …
Carnahan Upset No One Came to Her Party
Minnesota Republican Chairperson Jennifer Carnahan was visually upset last night when no one showed up to her ‘Stop the Steal – Asian Pacific Islanders for …
Walz Cancels Christmas; Labels Santa a Super Spreader
“The air particles from Santa’s ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ expose children and families to COVID” stated Governor Walz in last night’s speech to Minnesotans. Walz’ newest …
Furious at Success of Legalize Pot Party, Democrats to Create Legalize Dancing Now Party to Split GOP Votes
Governor Walz’ ban on dancing has given rise to a new issue that’s splitting Republicans. Those opposed to the Governor’s use of executive orders, appear …